Good drunken debate from a few nights ago. The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?
<@nick> and i have a little monkey. i take him on the stage with me and beat him senseless
today, you will be victorious. beat up a five yr old
thanks jer. follow up more here
Oh, I think a better question is who names this the "Magic Number"... I think "Massacre Number" has a better ring to it... of course, I could probably take, I'm guessing 50 or so, but that's because I'd be beating them down with the first one I can get my hands on as a club...
Oh, and shouting "look out, it's a catholic priest drunk on communion wine" constantly.
Oh, and shouting "look out, it's a catholic priest drunk on communion wine" constantly.
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